Tag: relationships

I’ve been back on dating apps for a while.

Last time I was serious about those was like 10 years ago and I had absolutely no trouble whatsoever getting a new girlfriend after meeting like 2 different people. So all those 10 years I always thought – whenever I feel like I am ready, I can just get a new relationship just like that and it will be easy.

But I was wrong.

I’m kind of a niche product, you see.

There aren’t that many people whose requirements for a partner mash well with mine.

So I’ve just been swiping, left and right, and been to dates with like 3 people so far, but haven’t found anything that would satisfy the both of us.

Somehow, after all the failures I’ve had on this run, I still think I’m pretty awesome sometimes and it will just take a bit of time before it will all work out again and I won’t be alone anymore.

Why am I even doing this? I don’t know.

At the end of the last year I took 3 months off work, to get some rest and to work on completing the video game I am making. And somehow cutting out work left me with enough free time and open space in my life that I wanted to fill it with something. Maybe.

Anyway, I think I’m not gonna go into too many details about other people in my blog, but I’ll be sure to keep you updated in case there are any interesting developments.

My friend mentioned that someone he knows had their kid run around so awfully carelessly, with their mouth open, that the kid ended up with a door handle up their throat. Had to get lots of internal stitches and shit.

I thought – yeaah… Kids sure are stupid. They’re not really aware of the consequences of their actions.

But then I also realized – adults are just as stupid, just in different ways. And keep injuring themselves and those around them in their stupidity.

Like me. I don’t run around with my mouth open, but my mouth is a problem regardless.

And I end up with a door handle up my throat.

Not physically, but metaphorically.

I keep getting a door handle stuck up my throat and requiring stitches in my relationships.

But it’s okay, I’m kinda used to it.

Have you, my dear reader, injured yourself or someone you love recently because you are too dumb?

Yes?

Don’t worry, that’s normal. Just be sure to take / give some Ibuprofen, that’ll make it hurt less.