My friend mentioned that someone he knows had their kid run around so awfully carelessly, with their mouth open, that the kid ended up with a door handle up their throat. Had to get lots of internal stitches and shit.
I thought – yeaah… Kids sure are stupid. They’re not really aware of the consequences of their actions.
But then I also realized – adults are just as stupid, just in different ways. And keep injuring themselves and those around them in their stupidity.
Like me. I don’t run around with my mouth open, but my mouth is a problem regardless.
And I end up with a door handle up my throat.
Not physically, but metaphorically.
I keep getting a door handle stuck up my throat and requiring stitches in my relationships.
But it’s okay, I’m kinda used to it.
Have you, my dear reader, injured yourself or someone you love recently because you are too dumb?
Yes?
Don’t worry, that’s normal. Just be sure to take / give some Ibuprofen, that’ll make it hurt less.